22 9 / 2011
BRUCE WILLIS WAS DEAD THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME?
THAT IS BANANAS. I CAN’T BELIEVE I’VE NEVER WATCHED AN M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN MOVIE. I BET THEY’RE ALL FANTASTIC.
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22 9 / 2011
JAGER BOMBS? MORE LIKE JAGER BLANKETS, AM I RIGHT? I CAN’T EVEN FEEL MY FACE RIGHT NOW I’M SO COMFORTABLE. WHERE’S MY PHONE? I HAVE TO CALL TARA AND TELL HER HOW DRUNK I AM.
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22 9 / 2011
BECAUSE I’M 18, DAD! THAT’S WHY! I CAN GET TATTOOS AND SMOKE MARLBORO REDS AND VOTE FOR OBAMA! YOU THINK I’M A LITTLE GIRL STILL! WELL I’VE HAD SEX, DAD! WITH A BOY! MORE THAN ONCE!
I’M IMMEDIATELY REGRETTING TELLING YOU THAT AND I STILL WANT TO BORROW YOUR CAR!
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10 8 / 2011
The Harry Potter Novels According to Narcissa Malfoy
1. Narcissa Malfoy and He’s Not Going To Durmstrang
2.Narcissa Malfoy and What Happened to Our House Elf, Lucius
3.Narcissa Malfoy and and The Injury of her Poor Baby
4. Narcissa Malfoy and the Time She Had Something Foul Smelling Under Her Nose
5. Narcissa Malfoy and the Time Her Sister Broke Out of Azkaban and Came to Live in Her House
6. Narcissa Malfoy and He’s Just a Boy
7. Narcissa Malfoy and That Time She Saved the World
(credit to MusicalGypsy)
(Source: dehriquehockeyson, via asakiyume)
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07 7 / 2011
In honor of the premiere of the last Harry Potter film, four Hogwarts students share the trademark qualities of their houses. “I’m afraid of ghosts. And sheets with holes in them. AND regular sheets…I’m a Hufflepuff!!!”
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05 7 / 2011
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Vibrant Contemporary Rug of the Day: “After Matisse” — one of several trippy carpet designs from Sonya Winner’s “Vibrant Contemporary Rugs” collection.
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Vibrant Contemporary Rug of the Day: “After Matisse” — one of several trippy carpet designs from Sonya Winner’s “Vibrant Contemporary Rugs” collection.
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05 7 / 2011
Readers of the Pack: American Best-Selling
“Scandinavians are sociopathic, but brilliant and technologically advanced. The justice system might be sentencing innocent people to death. A lot of white people employ black maids, or once did, and feel conflicted about it. You can find new love after making mistakes in your past, but you will have to confront them first. The war on terror will be won by secret intelligence services and brave special-ops commanders. Vampires are scary, sexy, and endlessly fascinating. Marriage is complicated and kind of dull, and the temptations of past lovers can be too much to resist. We really wish that dogs could talk.”
Check out Ruth Franklin’s piece, and all the others in Bookforum’s excellent current issue, on the failings and successes of the American best-seller list.
