September 2011
3 posts
August 2011
1 post
1 tag
The Harry Potter Novels According to Narcissa...
je-t-appartiens:
1. Narcissa Malfoy and He’s Not Going To Durmstrang
2.Narcissa Malfoy and What Happened to Our House Elf, Lucius
3.Narcissa Malfoy and and The Injury of her Poor Baby
4. Narcissa Malfoy and the Time She Had Something Foul Smelling Under Her Nose
5. Narcissa Malfoy and the Time Her Sister Broke Out of Azkaban and Came to Live in Her House
6. Narcissa Malfoy and He’s Just a...
July 2011
14 posts
2 tags
Readers of the Pack: American Best-Selling →
“Scandinavians are sociopathic, but brilliant and technologically advanced. The justice system might be sentencing innocent people to death. A lot of white people employ black maids, or once did, and feel conflicted about it. You can find new love after making mistakes in your past, but you will have to confront them first. The war on terror will be won by secret intelligence services...
2 tags
June 2011
7 posts
University of Oxford breaks up with the Oxford... →
I’m so butthurt about this. I still give a fuck about the Oxford comma, Vampire Weekend! Chicago Style > all other styles.
“You could call me Aaron Burr from the way I’m dropping Hamiltons.”
– Aaron Burr (via historysaidwhat)
“Everybody’s dying to be
someone
else (O every
body’s
dying to be...”
– E.E. Cummings
hello internets.
when i verified this account, tumblr told me “you’re great.” i appreciate its possibly misplaced faith in me.
